The first job I
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Here are five of the most terrifying misadventures I had as a delivery driver for the most nefarious restaurant ever built.

I got the job because I happened to see a Help Wanted sign in the window and walked in to ask about it. The manager
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I answered "yes" to both questions,
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For
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Because I was
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When an impending shutdown finally forced us all to go get food handler’s cards, it consisted of us driving
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4. I Constantly Walked in on People Masturbating and/or Having Sex

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At least once a
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I
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"Here’s an extra 10 for heroically keeping your feet after that wave of fuck thunder smashed into you when
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I was once left standing in the entryway of a
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"Delivery, you say? Just a moment, I’m almost finished here."

3. I Witnessed Criminal
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Mr. M’s was
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"Wait, is that my La Bouche CD?"

Customers would try to sell us stolen stuff, too. It was like a trading caravan in Sherwood Forest. I got cornered in the parking lot by two girls
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