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Look at her eyes glazed over in terror. Traffic! Potholes! Pedestrians! As reflecting street signs and traffic lights explode across her retina like a Michael Bay movie,
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This generally irks her,
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Too bad she won’t be able to hear him,
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4. Folger’s: Pretty Wife,
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