2. The
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Yes, doom loomed large over the Narragansett Bay, but it was there that I learned of a fate worse than death.
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But as
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It was comparable to Jurassic Park,
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The impartial observer would’ve assumed it was a penitentiary for bad shit or
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I guess this is the point in the article where I’m supposed to go, "Sure, I complain now, but I wouldn’t have wanted their house ANY
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But I will say this
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My death will be so dignified, Philadelphia will see it.

My grandmother lived on her own from ’95 to ’98. This
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My
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My grandmother, with potassium, 1998.

My parents worked. I was
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When a new nurse quit, my grandmother
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In the
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Home of
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This went on for three years. My grandmother withdrew, speaking only when I dropped off her rise and shine O’Douls,
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One Wednesday, my grandmother woke up loquacious. She went off her gumball galaxy of meds, took
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Here’s another Trentonian headline
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We didn’t have time to mourn my grandmother because the world was ending. She died on September 9, 2001,
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Even in death, Barney enjoyed a good photobomb.

My grandmother’s sofa was
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My grandparents in 1946. They are happy because that forest is not full of Nazis.

So, thanks for reading. I’ve basically
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"A good
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