It’s fascinating how vastly different people act in real life versus online. It’s like all our normal emotions, reactions,
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5. We Now Have Disposable (And Fragile) FriendsI am fortunate enough to have a diverse range of friends in my life. I have frequently sat in rooms full of Christians and atheists, democrats and republicans, and people from each side of every major issue you could dream up. We’ve spoken peacefully and respectfully. We have also had heated arguments that needed to be broken up before someone got stabbed with their own shoe. But we never let our specific beliefs dictate our bonds because there are enough traits that overlap to hold us together. That diversity is what makes us dynamic and gives our group its unique features. I would never, ever want to be in a group of friends who are all exactly like me. I’d set us on fire by the end of one conversation.
This is the "I disagree with your last comment" button:
And this is the "I get the last word" button:
I know this because, though he doesn’t do it much anymore, one of my favorite things used to be watching Gladstone point out the number of followers he lost upon making a joke about a band or show that some of his followers liked. I loved the fact that up until that point, they were totally fine with every hard edged joke he made about recently dead celebrities or religion or just poking the beehive with a stick. But if he dropped even one innocent jab about a show that nerds decided to swarm around in a perpetual circle jerk, they’d drop out by the dozens like he just posted photos of their mothers doing anal with a horse.
Seriously, imagine that in real life. You start hanging around someone new, and you’re getting to know them pretty well. They’re funny,
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But because of this weirdass type of social connection, that’s now a regular thing. "Friends" are a statistic a definitive, representable number and your goal as the owner of your page is to collect as many as you can like fucking Pokemon. When that number gets to a certain level, losing one doesn’t much matter. What’s the difference between 499 and 500 at that point? The dude said Battlestar Galactica is boring. I can’t listen to a single word he says beyond that sentence. He has to go.
4. The Approval of Total Strangers Becomes an Outright NeedRegardless of what all the family sitcoms taught us about the opinions of strangers (and the not giving a shit thereof), there are still times in your life where you do need to make a good impression on people you’re likely to never see again. Campaigning for class president, petitioning a council for a business permit, convincing a jury that you’re not the "stabbing" type of dude they’re making you out to be. And even in the nonformal sense,
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Not long ago, I decided to start following people who regularly interact with me on Twitter. It’s a big step for me because up until then,
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Yes, now that I know I was responding to a 15 year old girl,
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And this is what’s so weird about this current generation of early teens with this kind of easy access to a massive audience. It’s developed a need for their acceptance to be measured by a quantifiable number. For this particular girl, that number is 100. What if we gave her 10,
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Is that desire for mass acceptance a good or a bad thing,
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But like it or not, every form of social media has this rating system in place, and it’s pretty obvious that people love the idea. "Did you like what I said? Did you agree with my comment? Did you enjoy this video of my cat?" Every comment, creative project, and passing thought gets immediate feedback and a numerical rating. At the very least, I hope it’s a good idea because it sure as hell isn’t going anywhere.
3. We Demand (And Receive) Apologies from CelebritiesLet’s skip back almost 25 years to 1989. Andrew Dice Clay was supposed to introduce Cher at the MTV Video Music Awards. She was running behind because she’s Cher,
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He was banned for life . "life" in this case meaning "until 2011," when they invited him back for another awards show. His entire career was built on this offensive character,
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At no point in his career did he ever have to stop and hold a press conference to apologize to the public for something he’d said or done, which is crazy because his entire act was purposely misogynistic. Not just that, but any protesting backlash came from the media because the public had no means to "unleash demands" upon him. He just did his act,
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