April Fool’s Day (April 1) is the year’s,
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If they believe all fairways are fair ways. Some fairways will be so muddy that golfers will be unable to maintain firm stances,
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If they believe Forest Preserve Golf management named Chick Evans Golf Course to honor a giant chick. (A giant chicken occasionally appear on Family Guy,
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If they believe all, Chicago Heights golf courses are in the Illinois Mountains. Cartographers and geologist recognize Illinois for its flatness,
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If they believe that all golfers who intend to play Tam O’Shanter Golf Course must wear tam o’shanters. Tam o’ shanters are not as effective as sombreros when shielding golfers’ faces from the sun. However,
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If they believe parts of Christopher Columbus’ ships are scattered throughout Chicago Park District’s Columbus Park Golf Course. Golfers, who play on this course, may have playing partners with the names of Nia,
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If golfers believe that only meadowlarks fly overhead at Meadowlark Golf Course,
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If they believe that golfers who intend to play at the Cog Hill Golf Facility must wear cog heeled,
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If they believe that River Oaks Golf Course has rivers. River Oaks Golf Course has numerous oak trees,
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If they believe that the snack shop at Burnham Woods Golf Course only serves burned,
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As an amateur golfer,
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