So I’ve been taking some time off from writing columns
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I first took off
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After 48 hours of labor, one week past the due date, and
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That said, my ability to carry out simple tasks got even worse, if possible, after the baby came out. I probably shouldn’t even be writing this column, but that’s the ironic thing, I guess:
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So here’s why
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5. Lack of Sleep

I know, I know, this is such a cliche. They
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Dammit, it’s on the tip of my tongue.

Anyway, you probably have the image of
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I don’t know if
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(Note: Apparently there is a big breast feeding war on between two groups
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"I don’t want any
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So if she’s breast feeding, in the best case scenario the
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And if the baby should, by God’s infinite grace, sleep more than three hours, just as you are starting to
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It would be
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So this isn’t just lack
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4. Being Emotionally Compromised

I think
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And then make some
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I think
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And the only personal anecdote I have about emotional breakdowns is when I had to go to the ER one week after the baby was born. I guess it’s funny
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