So Someone threw their shoes at the President this weekend. Shoes. The President. I know. We wouldn’t really be a comedy site if we didn’t discuss this at least a little bit,
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Anyways,
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Right of the bat,
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Second reaction: Where was the Secret Service? I gather they’ve taken some flak already about this,
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In all fairness to the Secret Service,
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But upon further reflection,
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Third reaction: Oh,
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Objects thrown at you: ProduceExample: You’re at the supermarket picking up a tray of vegetables and dip to bring to a social function. Duck. Who looks crazier,
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